Sh*t Your Friends Say Before They Have Kids (VIDEO)


Happy How-to Monday! Last week we tackled what NOT to say to a pregnant woman. This week we are talking all about sh*t your friends say before they have kids. Yep, we are going there!

You know those people that tell you exactly how to raise kids even though they have none of their own?

“A strict schedule is exactly how you get kids to listen to everything you say.”


Or, those who have lofty ideas on how their kids will be and are not shy to share it all with you…

“My kids will NEVER throw tantrums.”

Umm…good luck with that.

Or those who just don’t have a clue…

“I don’t think I’ll love my kids as much as my dog.”

Ashley from Naptime Tales is back for this video! We had a little too much fun again with this one!

Shit People Say

About Hollie Schultz

Baby Gizmo founder Hollie Schultz is the proud mom of three adorable kids. This certified CPS (Child Passenger Safety) Tech and baby gear expert is the host of the Baby Gizmo video reviews giving moms the inside look at baby products before they purchase them. Hollie is also the co-author of The Baby Gizmo Buying Guide. A former resident of Los Angeles, she and her family now live in Chicago. She loves the city but hates the cold!


  1. kris m says:

    Just put them in time out and they will learn fast

  2. Susan Smith says:

    Soooo disappointed in the language recently. I know you’re trying to be funny, but I’m still disappointed none-the-less.

  3. Sorry, Susan, for your disappointment. We’ll try to keep that in mind for future posts and try to keep it clean. :)

  4. Jennifer says:

    I, for one, am not at all disappointed by the language, especially since you didn’t actually write out the word! :-)

  5. Amber Hayes says:

    I am not disappointed by the language. You still kept things clean. I like that you are being HUMAN! Stay true to you. ;) And I loved the video! It was hilarious!!!

  6. Thanks, Amber!! :)

  7. How did you get 3 car seats back there? We’re struggling with 2!!

  8. It’s a minivan and the two convertible car seats are in the 3rd row and the infant seat is in the center of the second row. :)

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