Baby Gizmo 12 Days of Christmas Day 5
Congrats to the winners:
Skip Hop Prize Pack – Entry #5254 – Kelly L
Bumbleride Flite and Parent Pack – #789 – Renee B.
UPDATE!! Today is open to Canada!!! Our friends north of the border are in on Day 5! Squeeeeee!!!!
On the 5th day of Christmas Baby Gizmo gave to me…
A Bumbleride Flite and Parent Pack
AND
A Skip Hop Zoo Prize Pack (includes Zoo Rolling Luggage, Zoo Toddler Backpack and Zoo Lunchie!)
This is another double whammy of giveaway days! We are choosing two winners and the prizes are fabulous! Squeee!!
One lucky winner will receive the travel-friendly Bumbleride Flite (in the color of their choice!) AND a Bumbleride Parent Pack!
You know we have mad love for Bumbleride and you should really check out our Baby Gizmo video review of the Flite if you haven’t already! And if you want to check out their cool new Parent Pack, we have a video review of that too! Bumbleride Parent Pack Review.
To keep up-to-date on all the new Bumbleride news, following their social media pages:
Bumbleride Facebook Page Bumbleride Twitter Page
That is not all for today! A second lucky winner will receive a Skip Hop Zoo Prize Pack! We love the Zoo bags so much that we just couldn’t decide on one so we are giving away THREE!! Yep, one lucky person will receive the Zoo Rolling Luggage, Toddler Backpack AND the Lunchie! Woot! Woot!
To keep up-to-date on all the new Skip Hop news, following their social media pages:
Skip Hop Facebook Page Skip Hop Twitter Page
Yep, we are using Rafflecopter for the 12 Days of Christmas! It’s just too easy not to! A blog comment is the only mandatory entry! Baby Gizmo friends don’t just stick with “mandatory” though, right? We are overachievers! So, there are additional (optional) entries you can get. You will notice that some of the entry methods are worth more than others. For example, “Subscribe to our YouTube Channel” has a “(+5)” next to it. That means it is worth FIVE entries for just doing that! But let us warn you – make sure you actually do the entries! If you click on “leave a blog comment” on the Rafflecopter widget – make sure you actually leave a blog comment. We check! If you don’t do the actual entry – it doesn’t count! You won’t win. We’ll both be sad.
* Giveaway STARTS at 12:01am EST on December 5 and ends at 12:01am EST Thursday, December 6, 2012. (Sorry, US and CANADA only on this day, folks!)
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“I prefer to eat my spaghetti standing on my head”
Feisy ships for spicy chips
Awesome giveaway! Would love to win!
Oh gosh, I have 4 little boys and some of the things they say are just hilarious! One of my favorites was when I was pregnant with my youngest and we found out it was another boy my 2 oldest had wanted a sister. We were talking and my then 6yr old asked why we didn’t make a girl and I said it wasn’t up to us, it was up to God. He then said “well maybe God will change his mind and make his weenie fall off before he’s born” He was so serious, it was soo funny
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Mom, Aunty Trisha is going to take my PJ’s when I’m asleep.
Love your prizes!!! Always the best products.
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Mom you’re not fat!!!…..But you’re not skinny either!!
Asked grandpa if he had alot of money with him cause he was gonna need at chuck e cheese
While volunteering at the school I have heard so many funny things that probably shouldn’t be repeated! My favorite is when they tell you about their mom or dad getting drunk…wait maybe that isn’t funny!
He’s a stinky volleyball.
I not a king of decraspiation (procrastination) I kangaroo!
My two favs!
this is ridiculous from a 2 yr old!
“Car keys! Where are you???” Funniest thing my 2 year old has said as of yet.
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My niece when she has 2 she bent over and her pants slid down. She says “my butt hangs out! My but hangs out like daddy!” Died laughing!
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Preggo with baby #6 and exausted cant think of the millions of things those four say.
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More awesome giveaways!! Crossing my fingers!
I love how the bumbleride seat adjust and the pocket on the hood,plus light weight!!
Thanks for the giveaway!
My four year likes to go in the bathroom when daddy’s in the shower daddy leaves his underwear on the sink and usually the little one accidentally gets it wet if he washes his hand. Hubby jumped on an important phone call after showering and putting on the “wet” underwear my four year than proceeds to say very loudly “daddy you peed on yourself” hubs was so embarrassed he was on the phone with a client that’ll teach him to take an important call around the kids lol
was told by a friend. a child asked if her oven was being removed like their mom’s after the baby is born, since there mom will no longer cook a baby in the oven.
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I had a cousin refer to the evil queen in a disney movie as “the bad mother” when she was two.
When asking my son what he wants to get his little girl friend for Christmas, he said a dump truck. I said she might want something for for girls. He said, “oh, I know…a girl dump truck!
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One of the funniest things I heard was my friends daughter who said she wanted to get her grandmother and aunts a cozy baby jaguar for christmas.
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I overheard my daughter tell my son “your a genius!” Lol
My son said….Daddy BIG butt while holding his hands out like he caught a big fish…LOL
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My 2 year old daughter is constantly saying funny things but at dinnertime she told me she didn’t want spaghetti on her noodles. What???
I love skip hop we have several bowls and plates of theirs!
When I was pregnant with our third baby, our two oldest children were playing ‘pirates’ one morning. When I happened to walk past their ship, they both jumped up pointing at me and yelled, oh no! There’s the giant whale! I was horrified at the time, but I can laugh at it now
My two-year-old finally figured out what birthday parties are all about, so any salutation with the word “happy” in it must be a birthday. She says, “Happy Birthday Thanksgiving” and “Happy Birthday New Year.”
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Double the fun
His response to me saying “I’m lovin it!” Was “Badabababa!”
really need a light weight stroller! hope we win
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Looking for a lightweight stroller. This one looks great!
My heart told me to lie.
I have major pregnancy brain and can’t think of something funny a kid has said to me but apparently, I used to say as a kid “I’m okay.” a lot, especially when I would fall down and get hurt. I guess I just didn’t want to be told not to do whatever I did again,
Awwesome prizes! I need this stroller!!
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My daughter tells me her naturally curly hair is curled my her fingers. Then she shows me how to do it and says that I too can get curly hair this way. It’s like watching a ridiculous infomercial
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It smells like crab in here …. Said by a little girl in the bathroom of a joes crab shack. My friend & I thought she said it smells like crap in here lol
its 11 pm. I can’t think of anything, athough I know there are a lot
The other day we were showing the 2 year old flash cards and she was doing well naming the pictures and after several cards she said, “It’s another card.”.
“it’s just a little mess”
Funniest thing I have heard was when my god daughter ran around the house yelling Moo Ba La La La because I asked her not to scream haha so insteam of plain ol’screams she is yelling her favorite books title all around !
When asking what the planet with rings name is to a class of preschoolers, I got the response “Leftovers”.
A conversation with my 3 year old:
“Where does Daddy go every day?” “Work.”
“Who am I?” “Angie.”
“What are you supposed to call me?” “Mom.”
“What does Mommy call Daddy?”
….. “Stupid.”
Now I swear, I have NEVER called my husband stupid. Ever. The answer I was looking for was “honey.” Thankfully, hubby thought it was absolutely hysterical, and we were all laughing with tears rolling down our faces.
Pick me! I’ve been entering for one of these prizes, for what seems forever! : )
She’s started talking in her sleep…and her favorite phrase is “ooooooh nooooo” so she says that in her sleep
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Love it!
my brother once overheard his uncle call him a “little F*cker” and went around saying “little wucker”.. we thought it was cute, then we realized what happened.
Yesterday I said something to my 2 year old and she responded with “good grief”. I later realized she learned it from her Christmas Charlie Brown book that makes sounds.
I am a fan already on pinterest. I believe my user name is my name. Melissa Highman. p.s. I love the treat recipes you pin. They are so good!
The funniest thing I’ve heard a child say is “I’m tired, is it bed time yet”?
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When my sister was about 3 years old she was being naughty and my dad was just about to scold her when she looked up at him, batted her eyes, and said “Hi Blue Eyes”. We just about died laughing.
When we were at dinner my toddler yelled “Mommy I doo doo pants! It’s ok it’s just a little one.”
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I told my daughter, your so smart!! you know your abc’s and she got all excited and said yayyyy I’m so Fart!! lol
I could use the Flite! My umbrella stroller has long been broken… this looks like an awesome fit for me.
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My son on his 4th birthday saying he’s going to trick everyone and stay 3!
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my brother once told me “I peed in my cars”
that is never going away. WOW. And then i was afraid of his cars. ewww
How many days till Christmas? I’m so excited!
Oh my gosh, there is Santa! What is Santa doing at the mall?!!
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2 of my favorite products!!! Thanks for putting this together.
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Mommy, your tummy looks like Santa’s (I’m pregnant).
Would love to win the bumbleride stroller. My 3 year old recently asked why my butt was so big.
Funniest thing was when i was pregnant a little boy asked if i would poop out my baby since it was in my tummy. gotta love the random things they say
i’m full!
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One of the funniest things I heard a kid say was this past Saturday. My husband and I went to our city’s annual light parade with my godchildren’s family and my stepdaughter’s family. My four year-old godson saw my stepdaughter and was immediately smitten with her! He then asked her if she was “Uncle Bill’s girlfriend.” Umm, Uncle Bill is my husband and her FATHER! Too funny! I really wonder who he thinks I have been all these years!
Funniest thing ive heard a kid say…i was pregnant and a little boy asked if i was going to poop my baby out since he was in my tummy.
When my little man pointed up to the airplane flying above and said “BOOBY!!” He couldn’t say airplane or plane, but no one knows why he called it booby LOL!
Love the stroller! Would be so much easier than my city mini!!!!!!
Just found out we are expecting #2, due on #1′s 5th birthday! Super exciting, yet overwhelmed at all the purchases we will be making
Thank goodness for Baby Gizmo’s reviews!
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Awesome love the prizes : ) this will be very useful when to go to grandmas house or any travels with my lil ❤bug
Thank you for the great reviews it helped me so much! Would love to win this pack for my kids!
Yikes – as a teacher and a mom I’ve heard kids say many funny things, but if I had to pick, I’d say the 5th grade boy who asked me if my “egg was fertilized” when I was pregnant wins the prize. Side note – he was totally serious. They just finished their human growth and development unit.
So excited about this giveaway! LOVE Bumbleride and Skip Hop!
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I told my 3 year old that his 3 month old brother was “talking” and he replied, “He can’t talk, Mama, he’s a baby!!”
My pinterest username is rar1977.
Soooooooooooooooo excited about this giveaway!
My 6 year old came home from school saying that she couldn’t wait to go to college so that she could find out who she’s going to marry
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How exciting!! I would love to win this for my baby girl! Thanks for the chance xoxo!
Karina
mommy i can’t get my terds out
My kid told me that I had a beautiful smile, a beautiful face, ang beautiful boogers.
Not the funniest thing, but my daughter calls chopping ‘chomping’. So if I’m in the kitchen doing food prep she’ll ask me if I’m chomping the vegetables! Too cute!
More babies, more strollers please!
Funniest thing was a kid this year asking if a beaded man was santa
My daughter is going to preschool next semester. The skip hop bags will be great gift.
My daughter is going to preschool next semester. The skip hop bags will be a great gift.
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I would love to win this – the stroller looks amazing!
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Recently asked my 2 year old “Who is going to come and bring you presents on Christmas?” and she answered “Obama!”
Recently asked my 2 year old “Who is going to come and bring you presents on Christmas?” and she answered “Obama!”
My girls would LOOVE these bags!
Funniest thing I ever heard a kid say when asked what the American revolution was about, said “No taxation without contemplation.”
I love the Flite!
My three year old daughter, remembering when her little brother was in my tummy, looked at my post baby belly pooch, knocked on it, and asked “Hello, anybody in there?”
I love bumblerides!
Our little monkey keeps saying “Mummy, Baby in our house?” …. I think she wants a little brother or sister
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Love the stroller!
baby gizmo what have you done to me? Why am I still awake and eager to see what each day has to bring!
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Already follow you too! Dana Schmalz. so excited about these 12 days of Christmas giveaways!
My 22 month old son, out of nowhere, said “Oh Parker” to our dog and gave Parker a big hug!
I told a young toddler at our church that the baby was in my belly when I was pregnant with my son. He looked at me with a horrified look and said, “You ate your baby?”
Would love to win this, we need a new stroller.
my daughter likes to make sing and she Sings row row your boat gently down the stream merry merrly live went down the drain … makes me lol every time.
Great items!
My daughter at 23 months told me that “mommy, daddy and Charlotte eat little green bugs!” I think she’s a hoot
My friend’s daughter at a funeral meeting her great aunt who was pregnant. Alyssa was about 4 at this time and very curious. She understood a little bit about babies,but when her mother was chatting with her aunt about cravings,Alyssa piped up “did you eat the baby? is that how it got inside your tummy?”
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What a gorgeous stroller! My pinterest name is juliadgardner.
These are awesome prizes!
She said she hated me. She is 4 going on 13
My 4 year old niece was grumpy today and I kept checking in with her to see how she was doing. After a few questions I offered to treat her somewhere fun and she said no, that she’ll probably still be grumpy later.
I was singing the figgy pudding chorus of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas,” and my son cut me off to sing his own version (in tune and everything): “Please bring me some toys, like a shark and a car…”
Keeping his gift request simple, and making me laugh in the process.
Thanks for the giveaway!
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that i will turn 3 on my bday and get a piñata.
Once when our nephew was very young and found out he was going to a place he loved going to he suddenly exclaimed with great joy “Dat makes me soooo hoppy”!
Stroller looks awesome and lightweight
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fun!
Lovely items ! One for my 5 yr old other for my 4 month old
OMG I could totally use the stroller and flite seat…but the toddler luggage set is totally amazing too!
My niece Maggie while I was pregnant always asked me when I was going to “hatch” my baby. She fully understood that babies came out of girls hooha’s, and she was very mad that other people had to see my no no areas. We had to tell her the doctor was not going to look.
My niece tells me so many funny things, wish I could remember. I got a book to write everything down that my baby ( due on the 9th) tells me so I don’t forget!
when i was 5 years old i over my grandmother talking about me and I yelled at them stop talking about me! And till today they tease me about it
My 3 year old niece was talking about that “flippin’ bush” she saw outside, which was a tumbleweed.
I absolutely love Bumbleride’s products!! Thanks for the chance to win one!
Hmm, so many funny things are said! How about the time my son walked up to my husband with a quarter and said, “OK, heads we stay up late tonight, tails we go to bed early.” He was four!!
Ahh, this is my second post. I didn’t answer the question in the first one…at 1:26 am on 12/5. Sorry!!
Hard to choose one funny thing … lots of the things my son mispronounces are pretty funny!
My 3 year old son told me that he needed to wear his bike helmet to protect his head…from bird poop. I was so proud for a gleaming moment!
Love Bumbleride and Skip Hop!
I love Bumbleride and Skip Hop!
Wow, it’s hard to think of something, although my niece is always cracking me up. One time while I was watching her, she asked me if I wanted her to blow her booger into my nose. I don’t know where she comes up with these things.
my son told us to turn the tv down because he couldn’t see
My three years old boy likes to watch animation and play games with iPad, whenever he does, I always said “10 minutes only” , “10 minutes only” and “10 minutes only” .
Now whenever I grab remote controller or iPad, he gives me back “10 minutes only, mommy”.
“My sister already grows a mustache”
My son has decided that his nana should now be called “banana”….and then he laughs hysterically at himself.
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When my oldest was 2 she had a whole box of nerds poured on the table. She was shoveling them in her mouth as fast as she could. I told her, “Slow down! They’re not going anywhere!” She looks at me and says, “They are going in my mouth!”
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I’m due in 10 days so I’m sure I’ll have some funny sayings in my future.
Teaching my daughter how to say bye bye is funny to me when she says it to others.
I was wiping yogurt off of the sofa this morning when my son Neriya said, “Don’t wipe me up, I’m not yogurt, I’m a Neriya!”
This morning I was wiping up yogurt from the sofa when my son, Neriya, said, “Don’t wipe me mom. I’m not yogurt, I’m a Neriya!”
Who’s Santa? “UPS!”
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My three year old boy loves to watch animation and to play games with iPad, whenever he does, I always say “10 minutes only!!! “, “10 minutes only!!! “, “10 minutes only!!! “.
Now whenever I grab TV remote controller or iPad, he always gives back to me, “10 minutes only, mommy, 10 minutes !!!.
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My son said he had enough and walked out of doctors waiting room!
I love this stroller I neeeeeeddddd it!!! Lol
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When asked if he was going to behave my two year old answered “umm maybe!”
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My son calls the mallets for a xylophone “xylophone knockers”.
My 2 year old neighbor told her mother she was” inappropriate” the other day!
“There is something wrong with my penis, it keeps getting bigger and I just don’t think it will stop” – a 3 year old
The doctor told my daughter that he wanted to nip it in the bud. My daughter replied “No! I don’t want a shot in the butt!” She clearly misunderstood!
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Great contest
When introducing my newborn son to my niece, I talked to her about him and how maybe when he was older she could show him her train set and she could share it with him and play. A little bit layer she looks at me and says, “I’m really sorry, Kiki, but those are my trains! You need to go buy your own!”
I was coaching soccer (4 year olds) and a dust storm was coming from the south. We have a policy about lightening and some of the little ones were starting to get scared because it was getting dark because of the storm. One of my little guys saw the lightening in the distance and turned to me and yelled “I just saw thunder!”
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my son told my dad (grandpa) that he doesn’t like him and like the other grandpa
(he is 2) it was funny!
My 2 yr old daughter says “supposed to be different” which I’d interesting, but she doesn’t know when to use the phrase so she is always saying it strange, like when she is going to the bathroom
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my 2 year old has decided to answer “because” to everything we ask him… in a really funny accent… funny and annoying
The funniest thing I hear my kid say changes daily yesterday he said to me while driving (he is 4) mom this road is ridiculous it keeps interrupting my game.
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Our son is just learning to talk. In the bathtub I asked him to sit down. When he didn’t I said “Pit your butt back in the water.” He looked at me and shouts BUTT! And then say down. I can’t get him to say hi but he’ll shout butt now lol.
Would love to win te SkipHop prizes!
Once my friends 5 year old told me that her mommy said she should be in the chewy granolla commercials (you know the old ones when the kids would say things they shouldnt and the parents would give the kid a chewy so they would stop talking)
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my oldest son told me to take the baby back to the hospital and I told him I couldn’t he said well then just throw him in the garbage. we still joke about that today.
Ilove blue and green!
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My 2 year old woke up this morning N said I gotta go potty and I need to eat a cheeseburger! Really???!!!
would love this for my son!
my daughter calls guacamole “rock and rolly”, and she repeats tv ads word for word, it’s really funny. My son is autistic, every thing out of his mouth is hysterical, but he’s famous for his facial expressions, he’s very animated.
Everyday is something new
When my friend’s daughter took her 2 1/2 year old son to his cousin’s 5 year birthday part, they entered a roomful of screaming children playing a game. The little boy started crying and covered his ears, saying “Mommy, too much”
I love all your giveaways!!!!
My 2 year old told me today that he is the boss! So cute
I love this strpller
On answering the phone “my mommy is wax-thing her moustache”
During a Thunderstorm, my 4 year old daughter told us that God was taking a picture of us. (after a particularly bright lightning.)
When my 2-year-old girl is doing something she’s not supposed to be doing, she’ll shout out, “Yooka me, big twouble!” (“Look at me, big trouble!”)
SO cute
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Mommy, why is that lady so fat?
my 3yr old ask if he can breastfed his baby brother and I said no you dont have boobies. He raise his shirt up and yes I do.
My little man has only just started to talk so not many funny moments..his favorite word atm is “boom” which he says ALL the time lol.
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When told to please use her manners my niece says “Please…Thank you…Whatever…” Little attitude already!
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I absolutely love the bumble ride strollers. I have always wanted one.
Calling my husband by his first name instead of Daddy!
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My student constantly asked me when my naby was going to hatch…cracked me up every time!
My daughter recently started calling me “lil” mama!
*yluck* to tell me the cat threw up, and then repeated it until i got over there to clean it up
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My 3 year old niece came running inside from playing in the yard and proclaimed that there was a bear outside with a thorn in its butt (there are no bears anywhere near where they live)… her mom asked if she was going to help it and my niece rolls her eyes and replies, “No, mom, it’s a BEAR”.
This stroller would be so awesome to have!! Mine is so big and bulky. And it looks so comfy for the kiddos!
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Two year old grinning from ear-to-ear: “I’m poopin’!”
Funniest thing my son ever said…well it’s funny now but maybe I didn’t laugh at the time! I was standing doing the dishes and my 5 year old walked by and said, “Mommy, you have old feet”.
My 3 year old said last week after I told him he can’t play angry birds game all day;) ” mommy why are you so mean?!!! You should take a nap” totally serious voice he meant it
My cousin asked my aunt if she was poor because she wouldnt buy her a bag of chips
“Oooooh ! You have three pimples? Nice!”
Love Skip Hop!
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would love to win! thanks!
telling grandpa not to eat to much at night or he will no longer fit his underwear
Oh, this is bad….but too, too funny. My husband was sitting with our two year old daughter, when he shamelessly farted quite loudly. She looks up at him with a very concerned look on her face and says ” Papa poo poo” ? We all died laughing.
The Skip Hop prize pack is so cute! My youngest, a 2 1/2 year old girl, loves to pretend she is a cat. She is always crawling, climbing and “meowing” all over the house. On Monday night, she was not too excited about the dinner I had made, so after getting into her booster seat at the table and seeing her plate, she very matter-of-factly told me she couldn’t eat because kitties don’t eat meatloaf. I couldn’t really respond, because her logic was pretty good!
OMG my daughter says the darnest things, one day we went out to eat and there was a man with unkempt hair and she pointed and said look mom his hair is a mess SO LOUD i was embarrased! LOL SHes like he needs to brush his hair like me right? bc we always go through a mission with getting her hair brushed since she has unruly hair!
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You guys have the best giveaways and I love your product reviews
My pinterest handle us pattylindstrom
To win- would be a Christmas miracle!!!!
The other day, my son who is 3 while looking at a Christmas tree said, “I love blue balls.”
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Having three daughters 2 years apart, there is never a dull moment. So choosing the funniest thing is a hard one. One of the funniest things I have ever heard would have to be my 3,5,and 7 year old busting out in front of the whole family at Thanksgiving singing ” Im going Gangdam style” there own dance routine and all. Good times lol
My daughter is only 1 doesn’t talk much. Everything is “OK” when she want something.
My daughter told me that my little baby girl didnt like me because I wasnt wearing any makeup the other day!
“Are we winning” ad we drove onto the freeway.
“Are we winning” ad we drove onto the freeway.
My kids are still young, haven’t heard anything really hilarious yet. They do funny things though (like trying to fart again after you laugh when they do fart).
I pump for our youngest and our 2 year old frequently talks about my ‘boobs’ and she just giggles away when she does.
We love Skiphop in this house! I can’t wait for my baby to talk so I can hear all the funny things he has to say.
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That elf (on the shelf) isn’t real!
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My little one is too young to talk.
Hooray! I could totally use all of this! So excited!
Don’t you think piercing your belly button is a bit low class?
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“Dada love you!”
I would love to win!
Thanks!
My 2 year old talks all the time, and the other day while driving down the road she hollers ” slow down mom”. I had to ask her to say it again just to make sure that’s what she was saying. You never know what she will come up with.
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Love the items in the giveaway. I would love to win.
I laugh at all the “whys”…
my four year old said his stomach was telling him to say something bad but he didn’ t want to
No fair! My baby is too young to say anything other than ‘arrrrr’ yet!
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yay!!!
Lena Giangrosso
Grrr, another non-Canadian day…no fair! I could so use this prize!
my little hasn’t started talking yet…
I would love to win!!!
When we brought home our second child, the older brother wanted to know when he could play with him, our reply was “someday,” but what he heard was “Sunday!”. He was super excited to think he had to waitless than a week!
Mama, Daddy left his purse!(briefcase)
Cute stuff!
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My LO doesn’t talk yet, so I don’t have any funny kid quotes.
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When my 6 year old exclaimed at the dinner table that when he was born, he had a “clip” on his boy part…. lol. Then, I proceeded to explain it was his belly button and a whole coversation developed about giving birth, etc…. haha
My daughter asked my mom what’s in her tummy because it’s big and then told her that her mommy has a baby in hers.
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Great Giveaway!!! I bought the Zoo backpacks for my nephews and they love them, all because I saw them on Baby Gizmo
Great giveaway!
My daughter is 15 months old and lately she has started saying, “Hmm, lets see…” So cute
My son has speech delay, so a lot of what he says is funny, only because he says something, but it sounds like something else. Don’t worry….we immediately correct him! (:
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my granddaughter hates getting her hair shampooed, and i told her princesses always wash their hair she says ”well i dont want to be a princess anymore!”
love it
“Pubic’s Cube” in place of “Rubik’s Cube”. . . lol
My brother in the aquarium bathroom screaming to my mom “Why do you pee out of your butt?”
It’s funny, but kind of sad…but, when my 2 year old son has a sore throat, he says with a really sad voice, “there’s dog hair in my mouth”. I love that he found a way to express that discomfort!
Love both these prizes!
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Would love to win! Thank you!!
Oh there are far too many things to count but they are definitely entertaining!
At three months old, she’s just babbling, but recently her dad was holding her and asked “Am I your Daddy?” and her babble sounded RIDICULOUSLY similar to “No!”
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My son isn’t talking yet so I can’t really say.
I draw blood in a hospital lab and had a cute 2 year old boy a few years back as a patient. After we were done, he tearfully looked up at me and said, “thank you, I okay”, all while he kept his arm outstretched straight like he shouldn’t bend it. I told him it was ok to bend his arm and he said, “I better not, just in case.” What a little cutie he was.
Most recently a little boy asked me why the gym was called la fitness.. told him it was L.A.
…thoought it was cute
Love the bumble strollers
My brother was being sassy when he was about 4 and my mom told him to pipe down or she would “drop kick him to Heaven.” He responded, “But Mom! I’m not dead yet!”
My son is currently obsessed with his little nativity scene and constantly asks anyone who enters the house of they’d “like to meet Jesus”. When he takes their hand and leads them in, he looks like a overzealous evangelist.
Well, my baby still can’t talk yet and my nephew is just learning. But it was so cute and funny when he dropped his fork off the table, looked at me and said, “Uh oh!”
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Cute backpack
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Would love to give this to my sister n law who is expecting her first baby.
my 3 yr old son told me that i am really really old, like 8 yrs old.
At 6 months he just babbles and thinks it is so funny when you babble back
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Great giveaway!
My two year old says the funniest things all the time. It’s hard to pick just one. When watching anyone play basketball he always says “nice shot” or nothin but net!
I get a kick out of my son, who always says “Oh, yes!” instead of just “yes” when he really wants something.
Our so is 21 months, so he hasn’t really started talking yet. But it is funny when he picks up something heavy and right away says help! help! It can be laundry detergent or a 2L bottle!
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Love Skip Hop and my youngest is just the right age.
One of his favorite things to say is “dog”
My son is a riot, just today he told me that “excuse me, I’m watching Gabbas”. Apparently I was making too much noise.
My son would love this!!
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too many choices.. the most recent was “I learned that from you” after I laughed at my 6 year old’s sarcasm..
A few years ago my oldest daughter who was probably 8 or so was trying to teach her younger brother about a tv show said “You know the Japanese game show is in China”. Shes a serious little thing and usually funnies from her come from trying so hard to talk like an adult.
Love skip hop products! We need a travel friendly stroller and this bumbleride would be awesome!
My little one spent the night with Grandma one night and came home the next day and told me that Grandma liked dancing on the ceiling. I later found out they listened to Lionel Richie’s song when she was over there hahaha
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“Mommy, is porn a weal word?” (as she is coming up with words to rhyme with Corn)….
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One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard a kid say was “here is one hundreds of dollars mommy just for you.”
My son is a riot, he just told me today that “excuse me, I’m watching Gabbas. Apparently I was making too much noise.
My 1st grader was learning about reptiles, mammals and amphibians at school. At the dinner table he blurts out “Uncle Dan and Chuck are reptiles.” I asked him why he would say something like that and he says “We learned today that reptiles have no hair!”. LOL….this is now the story everyone in our family shares!
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A friends 4 year old girl rubbed her belly and said look I have a beer belly!
I love listening to my 3 year old boss her 1 year old sister around!
At 6 months he babbles and giggles when we babble back
Holy guacamole!
My nephew (5yo) thought that dogs were smarter than people. Dogs can understand what people say but people can’t understand what dogs say. I love the the way little kids think!
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Last night my one year old was saying “mama” and when I went over to him (thinking how sweet it was that he was calling me) he instantly switched to “dada.” We couldn’t help but laugh!
A couple days ago we were going to pray before eating. Our 2 year old had already started eating but he’s great about taking a break to pray. Well, that day he said, No pray, EAT! It was SOOO funny the way he said it!
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at the time my 2 year old daughter says “this is my house and my rules!”
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My son who is 2 looks at our dog and said why don’t you meow??
love the color!!
I’d so love to win a bumble ride!!
My daughter will say, “are you eyeballing me?”
I really hope I can win this to give it to my SMS ing sister in law due on Christmas day!!
Great prizes!
LOVE both these prizes.
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The funniest thing I’ve heard a kid say was when my 6 year old daughter, while waiting on her dinner from the microwave, mentioned to my husband and I that she does not like sex. We did a double take and she clarified that SECONDS take way too long! Whew, that had our pulses raised for the moment!
oh let it be me, for the love of santa let it be me. luv ya holly
oh let it be me, for the love of santa let it be me. luv ya holly
I would love this stroller, my son grew out if my travel system way too fast and then I bought a Schwin jogging stroller which is great for theme parks but horrible for shopping. This looks like a good shopping stroller!
By baby can’t talk yet, but I often wonder what she would say if she could. Btw there are awesome prizes!
My 20 month old daughter is a little chunk and loves to eat! On thanksgiving my husband asked her if she ate good and she screamed so loud “I EAT” in such a happy voice it was so funny and too cute
my best friend said that when she was about 3 years old, she was being sassy to her mom, and her mom said, “Don’t argue with ME, Jennifer!”… to which she replied, “Don’t arg-me with YOU, mommy!”
My two year old just said: “I can’t believe it!” While sadly shaking his head because his brother ate his cereal.
Great giveaway!
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my daughter always says silly things. “mom can you put my baby brother back in your tummy?”
I love my Indie Twin, but no longer need the double. My single is busted and I just threw it out, so I need to get a new one. Would love to win! It’s such a great company and product.
My son will be starting preschool and the skip hop backpacks and lunch bags are so cute!
My two year old daughter, who is learning to go potty, wiped herself after a bowel movement the other day and when she looked at the toilet papershesaid look I made a smiley face!
Our 4 year old nephew was pacing back and forth across the living room telling our 2 year old niece, at my mother in laws house, that they had to stay out of the spare bedroom because there were Christmas presents for him in there and for her too so they had to stay out. She just kept nodding her head and smiling at him like she had no clue what he was telling her she was just agreeing.
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My little guy doesn’t say much.But it’s cute when he says boob when he wants milk.
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I love that it can be used as a travel system
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I would love this!!!! early x-mas present!?
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I am what i am, i Am
When my daughter was about 6 months old, she smiled, said hi, and waved her hand. It was too cute.
When my middle child was about 7 she told everyone that her older sister wanted to be a “prostitution” lawyer as opposed to a prosecution lawyer. I thought it was pretty funny!
We are expecting our third child and when we told our oldest our four year old son, that we were going to have another girl, he told us that we broke his heart.
Thanks for the chance to win!!
My daughter told me I wasn’t the boss of her goodness.
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Just the other day at work I gave a candy cane to a 3 year old girl. when her dad had trouble opening the wrapper, she kindly asked me “could you show my dad how to open it”? I thought that was just too cute!. I follow you on Pinterest : Jaimee830
When my oldest daughter was 8 or 9 and on a McDonald’s kick, we told her if she ate too many times at McDonald’s, she would puke. Her response was “If I’m puking McDonald’s, I’m puking happiness.” Thankfully we were able to get that McDonald’s addiction stopped pretty quickly!
Also just followed Baby Gizmo on Pinterest! My boards are under “Nell S”
I laugh so many times a day from children, they say the darnest things!
My friend told me her little boy threw a piece of cheese on the floor and said “The cheese stands alone!”
The other day my son told me “Mommy look at my penis – it is so silly!”
My daughter said she wants to marry the mailman when she was 2
My cousin’s daughter told her grandmother she loved and her and then said April Fool’s!!! She’s a sassy girl!
We were going up the elevator and the feeling made our stomachs drop, my 2 yr old exclaimed loudly, “that tickled my penis”. The elevator was full of nurses and drs who just died laughing.
It’s amazing what kids pick up from their parents. My LO started saying shoot every time she spills her milk.
Looks like a great stroller! I’d love a more compact stroller for when I just have one of my kids.
Yesterday while grocery shopping my 3 year old daughter started singing “I pooped in the potty, I pooped in the potty, and I wiped my bummy”
Just a little embarrassing!
I need to write down the funny things she says. Mommy brain can’t even think of one this morning.
i have a 2 year old and she has said some great things. we are expecting number 2 in a few months so she is excited to be a big sister. people ask her what she wants baby to be-either a boy or a girl. So now she asks people (random people) if they want to be a boy? or a girl?
this morning i heard through the monitor…”ohhhhh, I’m awake” i wish was that excited when i wake up!
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my son was calling his father cocky instead of tatty (yiddish for daddy) for about 3 months until he could say it the right way
after fighting with her car seat for several minutes my 2 and a half year old niece tells me “this is why Mom doesn’t let you pick us up more often!”
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When my nephew was very young, I would ask how much he loved me and he’d stretch out his arms. I’d say “is that all?” He would add that he loved me “all the way around the back”, meaning if he could stretch his arms out further they’d continue “all the way around his back.” He then added “plus five”, which was a huge number to him at the age of 2. My husband and I were dating at the time and we thought it was the cutest thing, so we used to tell each other that too
I remember someone telling me this: The daughter asked her mom that when daddy plants a seed in you does it hurt?! LOL!!
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The funniest thing I heard a kid say is my niece tell me that people are going to think that my baby (who was not born at the time) was hers. My niece is 5
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my one year old (12months), who has only said mama, dada, baba, nana, said “elephant” the other day. we haven’t really gotten into the funny gems yet
My younger brother once said, “Horses don’t wipe and neither do I!” after watch a horse drawn carriage in a parade pass by.
Love this stroller
My 2 year old daughter threw a ball (overhand) at my husband and hit him square between the legs. She threw her hands up in the air and yelled, “SCORE!” while my husband dropped to the floor in pain.
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My three year old says many hilarious things everyday but his newest is probably calling his baby brother Hulk.
My nephew associates being outside with getting a popsicle still (from lots of summertime activities) and he was outside in the cold yesterday, shivering and asked for one haha
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i can read with my mind
Oh man…just happened at my ultrasound appointment for our newest addition due in February. My husband was working and I’m not crazy enough to take my two year old son to the doctor’s with me without help, so my mom came. The whole time we were waiting to be called into the room, my son kept announcing for the whole room, “I pooed!”, “I pooed nuggets”. I was mortified, he hadn’t actually gone to the bathroom, he wouldn’t keep saying it, and everyone in the waiting room was cracking up.
Here is a link to my blog post too!
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Is Frank Einstein alberts brother?
“You can see that way out there my you must have long eye’s”
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If I have my wings on I can fly!
It’s a toss up between these two:
Last year when my son was having a fit, I jokingly told his 4y.o. sister that I was going to take him back to the baby store. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous Mommy, he came from inside you not from the baby store.”
When we were about 5 or 6, my step-sister and I were at a family friend’s house when he asked us about our house. My step-sister said, “We don’t live in a house, we live in condoms.”
My four year old tells me everyday that I am his best friend. These will be the memories I cling to during the teenage years.
There is an intruder in my bed! (The cat was sleeping in my son’s bed)
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My 4 year old son was being so sweet this morning, he kept saying I love you soooo much. I responded “I love you too”. He then let me know he was talking to the cat. Lol.
She’s only 13 months old, so we aren’t talking yet. But the other day a subway ad come on tv and when they were showing the toasty, cheesy sub, she looked at the screen and said “mmmmmmmmmmmm!”
I am very pregnant with our 2nd child, and our 3 year old got right up to my belly button and tried to look inside – He said: “I can see the baby through your belly button!!!”
Pick me!!!!!
My 4 year old son kept saying “I love you soooo much”, this morning. I responded “I love you too”. He then said he was talking to the cat. Lol.
Not sure this worked… So I will post again.
I am very pregnant with our 2nd child and our 3 year old peered into my belly button and said: “I can see the baby through your belly button!!!”
The Bumbleride looks like an amazing stroller and I would love to have it for my newborn.
“I’m going to put you in a cage!” Every time she gets mad at me or DH.
PiCk me!!!
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Bumbleride looks fancy. I could use one for my expected bumble bee
“don’t take my nose mommy! How will I smell the roses?”
It’s a toss up between these two:
Last year when my son was having a fit, I jokingly told his 4 year old sister that I was going to take him back to the baby store. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous Mommy, he came from inside you not from the baby store.”
When we were about 5 or 6, my step-sister and I were at a family friend’s house when he asked us about our house. My step-sister said, “We don’t live in a house, we live in condoms.”
I heard a kid call McDonalds, Mickey-Donald-Duckies
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When we brought my daughter home from the hospital I was nursing her and my 2 1/2 year old son said “Momma, what are you doing?” I said “Feeding your sister her milk” and he said “Maddie! The milks in the fridge!” I couldn’t stop laughing, I was not expecting that!
My niece to her sister, “I think you ripped my mole off”
Love it!
Funniest thing my kid has said, this week- I don’t remember being able to go to the bathroom alone, but I do dream about it, my son said to me “mom, can I wipe you?”
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My son told me “You’re the best mommy I never had”
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“Her name is Tinkerbell Helicopter Tennis.” My 6 yr. old niece naming her new guinea pig.
I work in a pediatric hospital. We had one of our 3yr old patients with us at the nursing station while her mom ran out for a bit. She was “talking” on her play phone and apparently I was too loud while having a discussion with a co-worker because she turned to me and said “Shhh, I’m on the phone!”
My friend’s daughter, and new big sister, told me that her baby sister is going to drink from her mommy’s boobies….and she could from mine too!
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Mom, dragonflies are chasing me!
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One day at breakfast my son told me that his chocolate milk tasted like hot chocolate only cold.
I like your nailpolish (nails were purple because it was cold but no polish!)
Woot woot! Very excited, great prizes.
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“Aunty… Aunty!!!!…….. I know how your baby is coming out!!!!!!!”
What a Fabulous prizes will be so handy for travels and @ grammys
To a very pregnancy teacher:
“so you’re really having a baby…?”
“yes”
“does your husband know?!”
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My Niece said from the first day she saw her cousin (my liitle Bitty, 7 months) “She’s cute like a bunny!”
My daughter recently made up a really funny, cute version of Jingle Bells at school with her friend. I cannot remember the verses, but it gave me my laugh for the day!
Thank You for the incredibly generous giveaways. We could really use this stroller.
Amie Olson
My daughter recently made up a really funny, cute version of Jingle Bells at school with her friend. I cannot remember the verses, but it gave me my laugh for the day!
Thank You for the incredibly generous giveaways. We could really use this stroller.
Amie Olson
My daughter recently made up a really funny, cute version of Jingle Bells at school with her friend. I cannot remember the verses, but it gave me my laugh for the day!
Thank You for the incredibly generous giveaways. We could really use this stroller.
Amie Olson
My daughter recently made up a really funny, cute version of Jingle Bells at school with her friend. I cannot remember the verses, but it gave me my laugh for the day!
Thank You for the incredibly generous giveaways.
While trying to show my son that the (honey mustard) sauce that came with his chicken fingers was as good as the ketchup we were lacking, he replied, “You like that banana ketchup??”
I already follow you on Pinterest. My Pinterest name is AmieLynnO. (My name is Amie Olson.)
Thank You!
I’ve heard my kids say NUMEROUS funny things but the most recent one that comes to mind is when my daughter and I were at the store and she farted super loud then laughed super hard and said, “Momma, I farted!”…..She may only be 2 but I was still slightly embarrassed……then I busted out laughing with her! People stared but I didn’t care
“Mama’s a cow!” Said my 2 and a half year old the first time he saw me pump after I had baby number two!
my nephew asking me if i swallowed the baby in my stomach!
Hooray for a light stroller!
Great stroller that I need
Kids are hilarious!!! I think the worst/funniest recently was when a friend of mine asked his kid if he had a best friend to which the child promptly replied, “no daddy, you don’t have a best friend cause I’m mommy’s best friend!” I’ve learned to hopefully never ask my own child such questions.
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My Child set on a Mans lap in a Red Jacket and started telling him what he wanted for christmas…it was so cute….
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“Mommy I don’t think Santa is gonna fit in our chimney” While waiting in line to see Santa at the mall.
I had bought some Divinity and was the first time my kids had tried it. My son after eating the first piece said “Mom can I have some more of that Virginity?” I couldn’t stop laughing and he had no clue why. Just glad he said it at home and not in public, LOL!
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TK is 13 mo and not walking yet.
My 3 year old made up new names for the whole family. I’m Queen Sarah Butt, Dad was King Jared Penguin, lil sis was Princess Cailyn Lipstick and she was Princess Zoe Tooth. She doubled over laughing after she told us
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One of the funniest things I heard my niece say is she calls, “Garage Sales” “Sale Garages”. It is such a habit now and I bust up each time she says it!
I recently hear a friend’s toddler explain to his pregnant aunt that he knew how babies come out. He went on to explain that the baby will make its way from the belly upward and exit out the side of the neck! :0
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Great options for the win!
Love this blog. I have gotten all my baby items after reading your reviews and they are so realistic and accurate. THANK YOU.
My 3 year old daughter said (before meeting Santa this year), “Santa doesn’t talk”.
I said, “YES HE DOES!!! What do you think he says?”
She responded, “Poof! What do you need!”
Apparently Santa is really the Genie from Aladdin in disguise!
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I love the zoo pack!
this is awesome!!!! fingers crossed
Why only American entries? I’m in Canada and a huge fan.
My husband tried to blame my 3yo daughter’s stuffed snake for tooting and she replied, “Nafur can’t toot, Dad! He doesn’t even have a butt!”
Pick me!
After I had my baby a little girl asked me when the other baby was going to come out cause my belly was still puffy. Ha ha It was only a few weeks after I had given birth, it was pretty funny.
The other day, my husband accidentally knocked over a huge Lego “tower” that the kids had made. Our 2 year old sarcastically told him, “Way to go, Bro.”
I would just LOVE to win the Bubbleride stroller! It looks awesome!
When I was pregnant with my first I taught pre-k and one of my students ( a little boy) said there are two ways you can have a baby through your tummy or out your wiener. IT was so funny, I had to explain girls don’t have wieners.
new to this blog but I can see why so many are fans!
I was in the store w my 3 year old daughter. I stopped to talk w my pregnant friend. I told my daughter she had a baby in her belly. My daughter pulled me down and said ” Mommy can I give her my little chickens (her popcorn chicken) ” I said sure you can offer her some thats so sweet of you. She says “well I don’t want her to eat me!”
I was in the store w my 3 year old daughter. I stopped to talk w my pregnant friend. I told my daughter she had a baby in her belly. My daughter pulled me down and said ” Mommy can I give her my little chickens (her popcorn chicken) ” I said sure you can offer her some thats so sweet of you. She says “well I don’t want her to eat me!”
I’ve heard great things about the Flite from a friend who has one. I hAve an indie I love and am in the market for a lightweight stroller.
Yesterday I asked my daughter was her brother was doing and without even looking she said “I don’t know’ and then quickly decided she better look and without missing a beat– “He’s eating your bag.” He was gnawing on the strap (teething). Have to be there but I thought it was hilarious.
I’m pregnant with my 3rd baby and my 2 yr old has noticed my ever growing bump. I tell him that his baby sister is inside growing, so one day my husband was laying on the couch and he walked up rubbed his belly and said “baby”. I laughed so hard.
My pinterest name is dubeym. Expecting a second baby in March – could use all the help I can get!
“Because I said so and I’m the kid!”
My daughter can’t really talk in sentences, just random words. The funniest thing she does though is flex her muscles and growls at me while she flexes. Don’t know where she learned it, but it cracks me up every time she does it.
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The funniest thing I have ever heard a kid say is when elderly woman tooted and my nephew said hey lady are you poop??
My dream stroller! And love Skip Hop products…
The funniest thing I have heard my child say is meow…. He will point to where the KitKat bars are hidden and meow until mommy gets him one.
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could really use a new stroller
My Pinterest user name FabFamFive.
“I want time everyday to do things that I want to do. I am going to call it I am going to do what I want to do time.”
I drew a pic of my mom for my kids and my 5 year old told me I did it wrong because her face is supposed to be crumpled up (wrinkled).
Love both my Bumbleride and Skip Hop products! Either of these prizes would be amazing. Thanks for the giveaway!
I constantly have to reprimand my daughter for the amount of toilet paper she uses. I told her, “you don’t need a lot you have a little butt.” Her reply, “You must use a real lot for your big butt!” Well if you want an honest opinion ask a child!
My 3 year old daughter refers to others as “peoples.” Whenever I take her into public bathrooms, yells ” HI PEOPLES!” Once we get in the stall she knocks on the walls and yells, “Hello?!” Several times ladies have said, “Hello” back.
“Mommy don’t call meeee, I’m right HERE!” in response to me calling him after I didn’t see him behind me.
Lately it’s been funny to hear my son try to figure out why Han Solo and Indiana Jones look and sound the same.
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Love the blog. First time mom and falling in love with all the Bubmleride products!
I think the funniest thing I’ve heard a kid say was when I told my son (then 4) that he needed to go brush his teeth, he said he needed to get a “bottle of Jack.” Too much Ke$ha!
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Funniest Thing My 2 year old says: “KINKY KINKY KINKY….” (translation…. Tickle tickle tickle)
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I would love to win this! We just got re-licensed to foster-adopt & money is tight. I keep trying to win one, but might have to actually have to go out & buy one if we get the call! LOL! We had two other Bumblerides with our previous bio & foster kids & loved them!
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Funniest thing I heard a kid say was my friend’s daughter. They were at a grocery store when she started to repeatedly say “cock. cock, cock.” My friend was so embarassed she didn’t understand where her daughter learned to say that. The older daughter then corrected her younger sister by saying “No, it’s cock-a-doodle-do, that’s what a rooster says.” She was relieved to know her daughter was talking about animal noises lol.
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Love the skip hop animals! We have the playyard thing & my first loves it. Never had a bumbleride, but that looks great too:)
I so need these! we travel all the time with my one-year-old!
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When my niece was about 18-months, her other aunt decided to teach her to say bead poop when she had seen a bunny go potty. Of course, she decided to say it while we were in church waiting for her to get baptized. It was so funny!
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My 5 year old IDENTICAL twins boys had us rolling in tears of laughter a few weeks back when they were arguing (passionately, I might add) over who was “more handsomer” than who- Lol!
My dear friend’s son asked about Christmas when she said that she has lots to do because Christmas is around the corner. His response: “If Christmas is just around the corner, why cant we just go there??”
So excited that us Canadians can take part in this fab giveaway! Thanks sooo much!
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i would love to win this!
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My daughter’s first sentence was “I love cheese”, but probably the funniest things she ever said was “bye bye mouse” while watching An American Tale, when a violent rainstorm (presumably) drowns Fievel.
So excited that us Canadians can take part in this fab giveaway! Thanks sooo much!
Our 3 year old Wanted to know if we had to decided if our 5 month old was going to be a boy or a girl.
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I may sure could! (southern drawl and all)
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I really really want that stroller!
Love bumbleride & skip hop! My 1 year old would be so proud of mommy for winning this.
My son was at the doctor’s office for a check-up when he was about three. While the doctor was talking to me, he looked down at his chest and said “I have boobs.” Both of us tried to just pretend he hadn’t said that. Then he said “I’m going to touch my boobs” and then reached down and grabbed his nipples. it was so hard not to laugh.
yesterday my daughter said: “Mama, you know there’s a reindeer named Vomit!”
I was going to the bathroom when my 2 yr old son said “mommy, you don’t have a penis?” I replied “no” and he said “it’s ok, we can go to the store and buy you one.”
I love Baby Gizmo and all their tips, reviews, recipes, and giveaways!
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Love this blog!! I’m expecting a sweet baby girl this March so this would be wonderful!
My then 3 year told a dinner guest, who was not eating her green beans, “Your poop is gonna be hard to get out if you don’t eat your green beans! I always eat my green goods and my poops don’t Hirt me anymore!”.
Oh dear
Would love love love this!!!
Oh! I’ve always wanted a Flite! And, I love the Skip Hop bags! I subscribed to your Youtube channel many moons ago? Will that count?
When I tell my 3 year-old daughter to clean up her toys, she says “Mom, you better go ahead and do it. I don’t know anyone who cleans up toys as good as you can.”
we have the bumble ride indigo, this would be so great for travel and trips to the mall.
thank you Hollie…and Bumbleride…and Skip Hop!
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Just the other night at dinner our 7yo son says, “Maybe Ethan (3months) wants a burger with us.” 9yo daughter says, “He’s not old enough yet. Maybe in a few years.” Son says, “Yes he can. He can get a burger from Mom’s breasts.”
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My 14 year old (recently) asked for an ipod and I said we don’t have the money for that right now and he said ‘you have a credit card’ like duh mom!
My little guy, 21 months, is just starting to put sentences together. With his new found skill – he continues to remind me we are in “Daddy’s house”….really? What happened to Mommy’s house? Thank god he’s so stinkin’ cute!
This is an amazing prize
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I currently have the Bumbleride Flyer and I love it!! This would make a great addition when we travel!
Mom, you look like a cow! 2 years old
Love our indie stroller! It was actually baby gizmos website that convinced us to buy one! Thanks
My son picked up “I’m big; you’re small” from Ant Bully and he said to me of all people.
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Heres hoping i win! Wld be nice to get something after hurricane sandy!
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Love all the Christmas giveaways!
Excited to be a part of this one… (from Canada)
would love this
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My kiddos are just funny in general, I never know what they are going to say. From a large complicated word to an inappropriate word…never a dull moment
My niece always says frying instead of crying!
At the beach my nephew called called Seagulls “Sea Duckies”. It was so cute!
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My friends daughter used the word “romantic” to describe anything she liked. For example, “You’re house is so romantic Auntie Jean!”
She was 4 at the time. Adorable.
My daughter is the queen of funny sayings, but most of hers aren’t PG! She did once refer to her brother’s private parts (while I was changing his diaper) as a tunic — I laughed for a good 5 minutes. Thanks for the chance to win.
Love Bumbleride! We have Indie, this would be great for traveling!
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my nephew at target in the bra section – eww..they sell boobs here?? lol
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as we were on our way to the gas station my 2.5 y/o said “Mama, the car needs snacks!”
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I was pregnant with my 4th child ( I have 6 now lol ) My Son ( he was 4 ) asked if he could name the baby and I said ok what name He said George and I told Him what if its a girl and he sat and thought about it for a few minutes and then said how about Fluffy …so that’s how My 7 year old got her nick name …She’s been Fluffy since the nurse placed Her in My arms
When my oldest son was 3 he was constipated one day and said to me “mommy I think I need new batteries so my poop will come out”. Just yummy deliciousness
When my oldest son was 3 he was constipated one day and said to me “mommy I think I need new batteries so my poop will come out”.
My son is learning words right now (he’s 14 months) and he now says “Hi Levar!” to the picture of Levar Burton over his changing table. We met LB at a convention & had him sign a Reading Rainbow picture for our boy.
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My son is just starting to talk and everything is “dat” or “done” its adorable
Do I have to resubscribe to your YouTube channel? I’m already on it!
My 18 month old calls diapers “Poopy”, which is probably our fault since we always tell her to go get a diaper since she has poopy. She will carry around a newborn diaper like it is a blanket and say, “Poopy” if she can’t find it. We are working hard to get this fixed.
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I need a new stroller!!!
My son doesn’t fully talk yet but he does the funiest thing. He already knows how to tease us so i can’t imagine when he will be able to talk.
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I took my DD to a birthday party at an indoor pool and she kept asking for noodle glasses. I finally realized that she was asking for swim goggles!
Anytime my 2 yr old fart, he turns to me and says “bubbles”. I dont know where he got it from or how it started.
i was nursing my son as i sat nest to my neice on the couch, as i switched from feeding on the right over to the left my neice said ” aunty is one is for hot and one is for cold”!!!!! lol so adorable
I love this give away! Skip hop monkey is so cute!
My sister is pregnant with her second baby and when she went to my nephew to tell him he was going to be a big brother she said, “There’s a baby in mommy’s tummy!” To which he replied to her “Mommy! I have a baby in my tummy too! And its a boy!” Cutest 3 year old ever
My daughter once said she didn’t want a minivan, she wanted a Mickey van!
While trying to get my daughter to potty train, she’s 2, I told her big kids wear underwear. I then asked her if she was a big kid. She looked at me and very sincerely said, “Big kids have big problems.” She cracks me up!
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My son told me this morning that his stuffed Elmo was hungry for muffins.
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mom, do you have a baby in your butt?
yep. God love ‘em.
“I don’t like this turkey’s nuts” (referring to the almonds in the stuffing)
These look like great products to try out !
My son doesn’t talk yet but just this morning pointed at his diaper after he had a HUGE poop explosion!
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We love our Bumbleride Indie Twin and would love this Flite for baby #3 on the way!
My 21-month-old son calls books “dick”.
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hmm my baby tried to say “supercalafraglicespialousicous” or whatever that is from mary poppins! lol
I would LOVE to WIN either prize, but I think my baby boy will prefer the Zoo Pack Prize!! Crossing our fingers and toes!!
Please sign me up! Thank you
My four year old tells me this joke, all the time: What kind of drink do trees drink?….ROOOT BEEER!
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i was telling my son Aunt Kris had a baby in her belly and he asked me if She ate the baby !
Hooray I hope I win
My 21 month daughter says “eww” “stinky” and “puuuuheeeee(while pinching her nose)” everytime she poops!
my five year old niece, being a little fresh but funny none the less…”Sometimes my Mom’s ideas just aren’t that good”
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My son is only 11 months-old so he has yet to say something funny, but his expressions are priceless. I can’t wait to hear him become more vocal than he is now.
Love the stroller
Yay skip hop! I love that they are more eco-friendly!
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I love the skip hop backpacks!!
Since our lo doesn’t really say much yet, we’ll say the funniest thing is “oooh ga goo ga”
My (then) 2 year old was in very rare form one day. I said :You are being a terror!” and without skipping a beat my (then) 5 year old said “That’s because she is a terrordactyl!”. It was for sure one of the funniest things I had ever heard!!
The Bumbleride Flite would be so great on our family trips!
my girls love to call my husband “Daddioooo” and they like to tell people to sing with them!
My 21-month-old throws food down from his high chair then tells me the crackers “crashed”
Cute giveaway!
Would LOVE this pack:) My 10 year old recently said “Jesus was born once, why do we get toys every year?” Aren’t they supposed to be greedy?:) He didn’t cancel his Christmas list though:)
my nephew when i said hey weirdo (messing with him) he says did you just call me a weirdo and ill say yeah and hell tell me why i otta! while shaking his fist. he is 3!
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My little boy used to have difficulty saying “truck” and it came out F***. I got some looks when he yelled that in public, lol!
Not the funniest but the one that stumped me the most was when my son asked me why lions are called King of the Jungle if they don’t live in the jungle, they live on the African Savanah. I couldn’t answer him, not at all.
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I asked a three year old if he was happy with his baby brother ans he responded ” no I want mommy to take him back to the hospital, he dosnt stop crying” lol
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As my 3 year old nephew was heading outside, Nana asked him where he was going. He replies, “Going crazy Nana.” Hehe…I wonder what he hears often. Funny kid!
I would love to have a light weight stroller – this one looks great
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Funniest thing… There are so many! One was when my 6yr. old boy was just disgusted when he saw his dad’s armpit hair. “WHAT is that Stuff under Dad’s arm??”
“i know what you should do when people stress you out. take ‘em out!” [4 year old patient]
Great giveaway!
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my little one’s too young to talk yet, but she’s not too young to poo then look at me & grin.
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my 5 year old includes my husband in the “sibling count” if people ask him how many brothers and sisters he has. HIs reason? Because mom has to take care of him too
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When my daughter was 4 she came up to me one night and told me she wished she was a cow so she could get milk out of her butt.
I overheard a little boy asking why santa can’t take his baby brother to be an elf helper because he doesn’t help enough at home
Would love this lite weight stroller. love how it becomes a travel system.
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Mom, look…prunies!! Referring to pruney fingers after a bath
“Im never going on the potty….NEVER” (not so funny now, but maybe in a few years! haha)
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not sure if this is a duplicate….ipad crashing….funniest is little girl i babysat for saying feisy ships for spicy chips
My nephew called for his grandma (my MIL) to come outside to see the boobies. She told him to shush & not to say that again. He’s only 2 years old. He kept begging her & pulling on her arm, so she finally relented. When they got outside he ran to a BLUEBERRY bush & said “See? Boobies!!”
Mommy, Santa is creepy
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I’ve heard a lot of funny things come out of my 4 year old! It’s hard to think of them off the top of my head, but I remember him telling me very seriously (at about age 2 or 3) that “the ABC’s are not true”.
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Great stroller
I don’t really think I can think of just one thing that was funny! She says so many things a day that makes me roll on the floor! Kids have no filter and say what they want!
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I always find my almost 2 yr old with an accessory on her head since her clips and headbands are at her arm’s reach from her crib…lol!
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I told my two year old that he needed shoes on because we can’t go to the store with bare feet. He looked so confused, looked down at his feet and said “I don’t have BEAR feet I have boy feet.” I just love the things they say!
my daughter isnt talking yet but when she giggles uncontrollably it cracks me up
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Great stroller; great site!
Friends little girl over heard me saying that we needed to take the shower rod back to the store because it didn’t fit. She then said that we should buy a 4t instead which was the current size she was in at the time.
Ive been saving to get myself a bumbleride & it would be such a blessing if we win this. Our daughter would definitely put this to good use & living in Jersey City NJ it would helpful for our urban lifestyle.
I love all Skip Hop products. If i win this i would give it to the kid & family who lost everything from Hurrican Sandy.
I really really want to win one of these strollers! I have never seen one in real life so please pick me!
While my sister was changing our nephews diaper, our niece pointed out “my dad has a tail like that!”
M: momma
Me: Yes Mallory?
M: I need to go to the mall!
Me: What for?
M: to see Santa Claus
Me: what are you asking Santa for?
M: a car!
Me: can momma ask for a car?
M: NOOO you’re too big
bahaha
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I really hope I’m the lucky number for this one
Love baby gizmo.com your the best place for kids stuff
Merry christmas
My daughter told me once that she wanted a spanking because I told her the only way we would leave church was if she was in trouble!
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my MIL was using the restroom and my 2 yr old walked in, she opened the door and said “its stinky in there” to everyone standing in the kitchen.
I want a bed made out of smooshenmellows is the funniest thing I’ve heard my preschoolers say.
My daughter poses (out of the blue) and says, “this is how you have to do it.”. I have no idea where she got that from!
So happy today is open to Canadians! Would love to win
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I want a bed made out of smooshenmellows is the funniest thing I’ve heard my preschoolers say. Love the colors this stroller comes in .
Would love this stroller!
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“he’s just a big goofhead in a suite” right as we walk into see santa!
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I would love this stroller for travel!
My daughter told me the other day that she couldn’t be Cinderella if she wasn’t wearing a skirt!
I look after kids for a living. At the time I had 3 in diapers, 2 boys and one girl. The boys were about 18 months and the girl was just a year. I was changing the girl first and the boys were leaning over my shoulder watching (I was changing her on the floor) The one boy who was very chatty said, with such surprise and horror ‘OH NO DANA’S PENIS FELL OFF’ the other little guy’s eyes nearly fell out of his head as he started searching on the floor in the corners as if he was thinking it must have rolled away.
I look after kids for a living. At the time I had 3 in diapers, 2 boys and one girl.
The boys were about 18 months and the girl was just a year. I was changing the girl first and the boys were leaning over my shoulder watching (I was changing her on the floor)
The one boy who was very chatty said, with such surprise and horror ‘OH NO DANA’S PENIS FELL OFF’ the other little guy’s eyes nearly fell out of his head as he started searching on the floor in the corners as if he was thinking it must have rolled away.
sorry about the double post, my computer froze up
My boo boo flew away.
I would love to win the bumbleride flite for my little one that would be awesome!!!
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We live in Orlando.
On a recent trip to the Magic Kingdom, my 2 year old son: Where did all of these people come from?
Me: All over the world.
My son: But this is Disney’s World. Why did he let them all in at the same time?
Great stroller, great design, very functional.
My 2-year-old daughter said, after seeing Santa, “I told him I wanted Jake, but he didn’t give him to me.”
We are working on naming our new baby girl and our boys came up with two names either Holly Shiftwell or Strawberry Shortcake
(Talking about words that start with ‘W’ with my 4yo. )
Me: what animal starts with a W?
M: A Whale!
Me: Good – what’s another animal that starts with W?
M: Orca!
Me: Well, Orca is a type of whale, but Orca starts with ‘O’
M: Yeah – Shamu is an Orca and an Orca is a whale
Me: Who taught you that?
M: Shamu.
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calling every man he sees daddy!
Would love to win this stroller!
My 5 year old nephew was over at my parents house and usually he is a grandma’s boy, but barely even said Hi to her all day. Then my dad (grandpa) came home and went to sit on the back porch. My nephew ran out there and immediately told my dad about an entire house made of hot dogs, with incredible detail! Another time he told my mom in a secret whisper, that he was the REAL Spiderman!
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Anything that sounds like it should be said by an adult (except swearing etc of course) like “Mommy, you have to listen to my words!”
great products!
I <3 Bumbleride!!!
Anyone with a mustache got called daddy!
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My daughter is always busting out with funny things. She recently can’t figure out why our “Elf on Shelf” isn’t on the shelf anymore, but moves around. She keeps telling me Elf goes on the Shelf. Not sure we are ready for this trend yet.
Mommy I am breastfeeding my baby like you.
My 2 year old is getting potty trained and the other day he said he wanted a diaper and doesn’t want to wear undies… so I asked him why not… his reply was cause they bite me.
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How fun!
My 3 year old on the difference between the sexes: “Mommy doesn’t have a penis, Mommy has a brain!”
2 yr old: Mommy, can you read me a book?
mommy: Absolutely!
2 yr old: What’s absolutely mean?
mommy: Absolutely means yes
2 yr old: **gives mommy a look** so say yes!
Love the blog. I wish I could win the stroller because we downgraded from the minivan to a more gas effiecient car and our bumbleride queen b will no longer fit. Its not a funny thing, but the kids beg for the minivan back because now they can touch each other.
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ohhhhhhhh yyeaaah!!! i love skip hop and bumbleride!!!!!
Two of my favorite baby brands!! Thank you!! When my daughter was two, I pointed to a very pregnant woman and said, “What’s in her belly?” My daughter was SO confused and horrified when she said, “Food?”
I love both of these prizes! I’m sure hoping I win!
Oh my goodness…my boy is always saying crazy things. One that sticks out to me is when he told me upstairs was a dark place, and I asked him if it was scary and his response, “no, it’s ketchup.”
Autism leads to some really fun conversations:)
Looks like a nice stroller!
it was one of those days when i had a cough/cold and feeling under the weather…
T: mommy, i’d like to give you a kiss.
Me: mommy’s sick today. do not come near me.
T: i’ll just give you a far kiss.
that made my day!
“Mom, You are the peanut butter and we are yous jellys. <3"
thanks for all these great giveaways!
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K: is it Christmas yet?
me: no…
K: can i have a present now? (wink wink)
me: did u make papa feel bad today?
K: nooooo………….not yet
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thanks for all these great giveaways!
one of the many crazy/funny things my kids have said…ODS asked for the grated cheese for his spaghetti…”mom, can i have some of that farmer john cheese?”
I just love your giveaways
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So many funny things – so it’s hard to think of one! I love how my son calls french fries “e-fries,” and still orders them that way at restaurants!
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love looking at your baby stuff for my grandson, and the bumbleride would be so easy to lift and carry into the car!
what a great first Chanukah gift this would be for my grandson! and a great gift for my back, would be a lighter stroller!
“Mommy, you’re a grown up, and daddy is a grown up, and i am a kid. But I’m getting bigger so in 2 weeks I will be a grown up too!” (spoken by a 3 year old).
My daughter, when she was about 3 years old, patted a stranger (a woman) on the butt and yelled GOOSE!
The woman turned and looked at her and laughed.
what a great first Chanukah gift this would be for my grandson! and a gift for my back, instead of lifting heavy strollers!
what a great Chanukah gift this would be! and a gift for my back, from lifting heavy strollers!
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My daughter made up her own Jingle Bells lyrics with a friend at school. Their song was hilarious and we both had our laugh of the day! Unfortunately, I cannot remember the lyrics to repeat them for you.
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Great stroller, great design, very functional……………………………………!
My dad likes to fart in my face! (The Dad was mortified!!)
“Mom, why aren’t there any white Smurfs? Are they racist?”
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I follow you!
I haven’t been around too many children to have heard something very funny. Now that i have young daughter of my own, I suspect that will change. Fingers-crossed.
A friend’s son said that he could have a moustache and coffee when he is a man.
after dropping a christmas present last year I told her to be careful because it might be fragile. her response was it’s just a camera it’s not fragile.
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“Oh know”, but it’s not complete without the arms raised and shaking head
We have a dog named Dozer (like bulldozer) that our friend’s four year old calls Dozert (like dessert); it’s so cute!!
My then 3 year old daughter was in bed with us one night. I guess she was feeling crowded, because she said, “Too many people in this bed. Daddy, you sleep on the floor!”
At dinner the other day my husband finished his soup really fast. My 4 year old son asked him why he wasn’t eating and my husband showed him the empty bowl. My son syas, “That’s impressive, Daddy!”
Awesome giveaway merry christmas
Mommy, Someday when I get bigger I’m going to marry you. Sweet Boy!
The funniest thing I ever heard was when I was baby sitting my 2 year old neice. She was in bed and yelled for me and frantically pointed at her nose saying “look at my nose! Look at it!!” I thought she fell and bumped it. I couldn’t see anything wrong, then with utter frustration and tears in her eyes she said…”it’s stuffy”. It was hard to keep a straight face to comfort her.
My daughter really wants us to have another baby, so she constantly has babies on the brain. One day we were talking about it, and she was saying how much she wants a baby sister. I told her that we don’t have control over whether we get a boy or a girl.
She looks at me and said, “So, is it God or Santa that decides?”
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I travel alot, so my daughter and I were on our way to the beach. She looks over at this SUV with a boat trailer behind it. She laughs and says “look, they got cheated” I asked her what she meant and she said “they only have two wheels” – U had to be there…lol
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The funnest thing that I saw today was a baby farting after Daddy put baby powder on the little one.
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The funniest thing I heard, was my nephew who, when his mom was pregnant, was walking hand and hand with me and patted my tummy and said “your a girl… so there is a baby in your tummy”. His mom explained that that is how she told him she was pregnant. So I asked what was in his uncle’s tummy… he replied “pizza”….love the innocence of childhood!
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My daughter was in a time out at Target so had to sit in the cart. When we got in line to pay, she just looked at the cashier and said “I don’t like my mommy today”. Just made me laugh out loud
My son went through a phase where he would often be heard saying, “When I’m a girl…” At first it was pretty funny. It took us months to convince him that he is, and always will be, a BOY.
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Love Bumbleride and Skiphop!!
my niece was watching Dancing with the Stars with me and said “If that man says not nice things again, he will have to go into time out!!!!” I was cracking up!!! She was referring to Len Goodman, one of the judges!
My daughter asked if plain yogurt was the kind of yogurt people eat on planes!
In the bathroom at the mall I heard a little girl ask her mom if she could have ribbons on her undies like mommy.
Love the flint!
Bumbleride is the best stroller company
my niece was watching Dancing with the Stars with me and said “If that man says not nice things again, he will have to go into time out!!!!” I was cracking up!!! She was referring to Len Goodman, one of the judges!
My 2 year old said “move out of the way people!”
Love baby gizmo; Love the giveaways.
The Flite has always been my dream umbrella stroller. So light and so pretty!!!
My son was maybe 4 years old when he told me he felt sick. When I tried rushing him to the bathroom to the toilet – he said to me, in a very annoyed tone, “I don’t have to throw up – my TEETH are sick!”
My daughter was trying to figure out how her baby brother was going to come out of Mommy’s tummy and she was very concerned that he would make a hole in my PJs.
my friend’s toddler boy was carrying around my daughter’s pink play purse and saying, “let’s go shopping”. haha
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A friend’s son calls his boy parts his “bonus” — hahaha
I love Bumbleride!
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One day during church service, when our pastor said somethin like “Isn’t God great? Amen?” a small kid screamed “AME—————-N!!!!” and that made us all laugh.
My son calls his boyhood his “pirate”
Any time my son hear’s anyone saying the word “stupid” he screams out: “Hey that’s a garbage can word!” even if it is some random person on the street that he happens to overhear!
my two year old yelled at this dad in the middle of church, “no way old man!” everyone around us laughed
My daughter has a 2006 Flyer that she bought used, and was it ever used. The family she got it from used it for their 5 foster kids but she still gets compliments. I would love for her to have a lighter weight (Flite) one now that my granddaughter is old enpugh for it (4 Months)
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My daughter is only 16 months old so she doesn’t quite talk yet
It is cute when she calls cats dadda
These products look awesome!
DD isn’t talking much yet. But soon!
My son tells my husband “Mommy was naughty” if I tell him no.
“Slippers, please!”, when asking for his gloves!!
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DD not talking yet… still getting her point across though
mommy elephant it’s your birthday! (and no, I am not an elephant and my birthday is in april)
I knew a little boy who loved dump trucks…his way of saying dump truck was “dumb f$#k”. No matter how many times everyone tried to correct him, he just couldn’t get it right. Eventually, he grew out of it. I couldn’t help but laugh…only because he was so innocent. My little one is not talking yet but I am sure many funny comments are in his future
Bumbleride and skip hop!!! 2 of my favorite products!
my son doesnt talk yet.
My older son, now 9, when we first went to Disney, we went because it was his birthday. When we where back home he says “mom, now that we own Disney, can we fire Eeyore, he is always so sad and he’s gonna make my friends sad” when I asked him why he thought we own Disney he said: “didn’t you hear?, everybody knows my name, only if you are the owner they should know their name, I’m the new boss” His name was on a birthday button he was wearing.
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Bumbleride and skip hop!!! 2 of my favorite products! Great give-a-way baby gizmo. I think every mom would live a light weight full shade covered stroller!! An amazing parent pack too! And who wouldn’t want to have their toddler packed in style with a zoo pack!!
Love Bumbleride!
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“Mommy, Daddy has square boobies”
Mommy, you don’t have a penis. You have a hairy butt.
My son says magic door up when he wants us to open the gargage door.
First thing in the morning “costco?!?” My child didn’t have but 20 words, yet he learned how to say ‘Costco’ overnight.
My oldest son once asked (when he was about 4) why the lady had such big mustaches on her face, he was referring to her eyebrows….he thought all strips of hair were mustaches
Cute, yet embarrassing at the time!
My son says Yum every time you mention a food or a meal. He only says a few words, but it cracks me up when I say “Do you want a banana?” And he says “yUmmm!!”
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My 4-year-old niece came running into the house and proclaimed, “Mom, there’s a bear out there with a thorn in its butt!” (there are no real bears anywhere near there) Her mom replies, “Well, are you going to help it?” My niece (while rolling her little eyes): “No, mom, its a BEAR!”
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Never heard of the Flite until now but it looks good and I need a new stroller…ours was ruined in a flood
In a public restroom:
Hey! Someone is passing gas.
My little cousin pointing at my pregnant belly and asked “Did you eat all the turkey?” I told him it’s not a turkey inside, it’s a baby inside. Then he asked, “Why you eat the baby?”
Nice!
so many choices – a good one was when my friends daughter couldnt get her attention and finally resorted to calling her by her first name with a ton of attitude
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the funniest thing i heard a kid say is asking if my father who has a huge belly was carrying a baby too!
I love bumbleride
The funniest thing I’ve heard a kid say… my boyfriend used to call a sidewalk a “trottoir à chats” which in french means the cat sidewalk.
I love the headrest on this stroller – my LO isn’t talking yet, but hearing her giggle and babble always makes us smile
I can’t think of a specific funny comment that my daughter has said, but there are many! My husband and I keep a private blog where we record the comments that we remember– as well as major milestones or life events.
Would love the bumbleride flite! And skip hop has been one of my personal favs too.
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My friend’s son yelled, “Daddy farted!” in the middle of the store.
I’m a teacher and I saw one of my students from last year walking in the hall with his library book. I said, “Hi Jesus,” and he enthusiastically replied, “This book is full of words!”
The funniest thing I’ve heard a kid say was my oldest when I was expecting my second child. “I just don’t understand why Marco has to come out of a hole in your body?!” LOL
my nephew asked if i was scared of my wife cause she swallowed a baby!
My 2 year old son told me I was crazy.
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Well … it wasn’t funny at the time, but my daughter and I were riding on the bus and a gentleman sat down in front of us. Never one to QUIETLY ask questions, my 4-year-old (at the time) said, “MOM! WHY does that man have a circle of skin in the middle of his hair?”
LOVE Bumbleride!
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love the skip hop zoo collection and who wouldn’t want the bumbleride:) I also think someone from Canada should win:) happy holidays
My nephew when his mom on a diet was reading and eating lunch “Mom aren’t you supposed to watch what you eat?”
My husband left our table to use the restroom at a restaurant and my 2 year old son yelled that Daddy had to go poop!
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i love custard doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just not the custard part so much:)
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This past summer while my 3 year old was waiting for the arrival of her first cousin she constantly asked if her baby cousin was born yet. One day she asked if her baby cousin was still in her aunt’s belly or still cooking, when I replied that the baby was still cooking she came back with “well they better not keep her in too long or she’ll be overcooked”.
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The funniest thing I’ve heard so far is yesterday when I was telling my son that he might be having another brother instead of a sister, he said to me “God wouldn’t do that because he knows you don’t want another one of those” as he pointed to his younger brother.
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A kid on the airplane yelled, “WE’RE FALLING, WE’RE FALLING!” when the plane turned for the first time, adequately freaking out half the people on board.
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My 3-year-old daughter said the cutest, maybe not the funniest thing, today. She said after passing a school bus on the road, “I will be sad when I get on the school bus.” When I asked her why, she replied, “Because I will want you to go with me.” Awwwww!!!!!
While on a road trip [years ago], my daughter insisted that her bottle of water tasted funny…I asked if it was a new bottle, she said yes. So I told her she didn’t have to drink it, if she didn’t want to. About 20 minutes later I hear her exclaim from the back seat, OOOOOH…THAT’S WHY! It says Spring water but it’s Summer!
I love the Parenk Pack! So useful!
I love the Parenk Pack! So useful! I would love to win!
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When my oldest was 3 or so he announced to the daycare that he couldn’t sleep at night because of all the noises coming from our bedroom. The daycare employees thought it was pretty funny. At supper that night, my hubby asked him what kind of noises they were. He matter of factly stated “snoring”.
Niece: What do boobs look like on the inside? Like boobs that size (pointing to my boobs)?
Me: Probably fat since that’s mostly what they are made of.
Niece: They’re fat?! That’s why boobs are so jiggly! I can’t wait until I have boobs!
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They say sooo many funny things that I can not pick my favorite!!
Bumbleride rocks my socks off!!!
Mommy, are you having another baby because you have a fat belly! It was that day that we told him that we were expecting his little sister.
They say sooo many funny things that I can not pick my favorite!! I love their honesty.
Funniest thing in the last couple of days:
Racing together down the sidewalk —
Mom: “I’m in the lead!”
2 year old: “I’ve got the leaves!!!” (Picking up a handful of fallen leaves from the ground.)
I said “good girl!” to my 10 month old today, and she said something that sounded similar, “goo gur!”
Bumbleride rocks my socks off! It would look great with my indie twin!!
Do you want me to shave the potatoes for you? (they meant peel, of course)
It was so hilarious that now it’s how I refer to peeling carrots, potatoes and apples.
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Funniest thing I remember a kid saying is my little cousin asking if my baby was sucking my blood when he saw me nursing her.
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My little nephew and his ‘oops! …poor monkey!’ game is quite funny.
My two year old daughter told me she wanted a new mom. Awesome right?
Thanks for letting Canada in! I use baby gizmo all the time!
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Would love this!!
Me: “Adelle, Do you have poopoo on your butt?”
Adelle (15 months): “Dada”
Me: “Damn straight”
My niece kept calling the Ipad, an “Ipatch” so at the store once she was crying telling me she wanted her “ipatch” and the store clerk thought she literally wanted her eye patch and told me I wasn’t being a good mom since my kid’s eye was obviously hurting and she wanted her ipatch! LOL
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When I dyed my hair red for the first time my 6 year old niece said “I like your orange hair.” Gotta love children’s honesty!
My 3yrs old daughter said “Mommy, Santa was kind of like a lady!” after we saw “him” at a local bank. I told her it was one of Santa’s helpers:)
My daughter doesn’t talk yet. She will say some stuff, but you can’t understand her yet
Just heard a kid shout out, “Well I am DOG tired!”
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my 2yr old recently went to the dr. and asked if she was doc mcstuffins
Love the stroller and love you on Pinerest. Check me out @ wadavenport on it
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I teach first grade. We were discussing holidays when I reminded the students that some people don’t celebrate Christmas, and was about to explain when one of my boys yelled out, “They celebrate Harmonica!” I guess that IS pretty close to “Hanukkah.”
Football, yes! (With arms high in the sky). So cute when you see it.
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At church (we sit in the 2nd row), my 3 year old niece said in a very loud voice, “AGAIN???” when the pastor asked us to stand for the 4th time in just a few minutes. Everyone behind us thought it was pretty hilarious.
regarding his soon-to-be-born sister after he came screaming around a corner: “did I scare my sister in there?!”
My daughter recently had an accident in her pants and announced to me: mommy, I was running to the bathroom as fast as I could but the poo was faster than me !!
My daughter recently had an accident in her pants and announced to me: mommy, I was running to the bathroom as fast as I could but the poo was faster than me !!
My daughter recently had an accident in her pants and announced to me: mommy, I was running to the bathroom as fast as I could but the poo was faster than me !!
Football, yes! (Toddler with arms high in the sky). So cute when you see it.
My 20 month old is stinkin cute, but hasn’t come up with anything too clever yet! The thunder was booming the other night, and he was convinced it was lions!
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While in the bathroom stall at Walmart, my 20-month old daughter yells out EWW as loud as she can in the stall!
Awesome stroller with such cool colors! Love!!
i asked my 2 year old son if he wanted to come with me or stay home with the babysitter, so he said, well, where are you going?
My 5 year old was sliding head first down the stairs (on purpose) and I told her to stop (for fear she would start somer saulting) and she got up and turns to look at me w/ her hands on her hips and says “why mom, am I totally freaking you out or what?”
“Mommy, kiss it better!” while pointing to his bum.
I hate “bedge-tables” as my son eats broccoli.
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my brother used to say “tinks” instead of stinks…so cute
Awesome stroller with such cool colors! Love!! Love love Pinterest too!
My toddler hollers ‘football, yes’, when I walk through the door. Guess I watch a lot of football.
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My 4 year old told the UPS man his Daddy was going poo poo !
When I was pregnant my girlfriend’s 3 year old asked me why I “ate my baby”
The Zoo packs are so cute!
My 3 year old still has a hard time saying hamburger. He calls it handaburger. He laughs and tries to say it goofier each time. Silly kid!
My daughter is 19 months & just getting a grasp of the English language. Christmas stockings are called “big socks.” Whenever she sees on in a store (& they are everywhere at this point) she excitedly screams “big socks, big socks!” Oh the looks we get!
I told a little boy I was taking care of, who is about 4, that his younger brother, who is about 1 1/2, was sooo cute. He said…Yes he is. Then I said to his younger brother…You are such a cutie pie! The older one put his arm across the front of his younger brother and said…No he isn’t!
I was so surprised by he reaction and said…Yes he is a cutie pie. Then he turned to me looking quite frustrated and said…He is NOT a pie!!!!
Love baby gizmo!
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The latest is my 4 year old telling me he wants a candle for Christmas. Come to find out, he wants a Kindle!
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The other day my son, who’s 2, walks up to me out of the blue and says Mumma, let me see your boobies, and tried lifting my shirt.
Me (to my 4 year-old nephew after he recited his ABCs): Great job! Now can you say them backwards?
Nephew: [Turns around.} A B C D E F G….
Funny kid!
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We were shopping for food at the beach and were pretty blown away by the prices. I picked up a box of Cheerios and exclaimed $5.35!!!??? My 18 month old looked at me and said “Rearry?? (really?)” I love that he understood sarcasm so early on!! As an almost four year old now, he never ceases to amaze us with his awesome sense of humor!
Just to add to my previous comment…
I had said that the younger one was so cute I could just eat him up!
I think that is what got to his older brother!
i love these little kids. All of them. Kids are just awesome.
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“Mom, my tummy hurts. I think I need dessert.”
Almost out of time!
My son constantly telling me at Five years old, “Mom I got this!”
That and him calling his balls his knuckles. LOL
I can’t think of anything specific aside from generally when my toddler says words slightly wrong in her toddlerspeak…like fork, cork, clock…they all sound like bad words and sometimes it’s hard not to laugh.
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My daughter had showered and was on the bed with her hair wet..which left a little wet area after she got up. my husband went and sat there and when he got up..she said..”oops..daddy did a pee pee”. LOL Even tho it was a spot from her wet hair.
My daughter told me she can’t have playdate withe friend Dylan. Why? “Mommy he is too handsome.I can’t handle him”
Super excited about all of the companies participating in the giveaway! Thank you!
i’m doing the poopy dance.
I’d love to win this!
Almost everything my 8-yr-old says is hilarious
Love thois prize pack!
When my coworker was stopped by a cop for “speeding” her son, who was in his carseat, asked the cop if he really ate donuts all the time and offered him a donut hole.
I would LOVE to win!
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Love our double bumbleride, would love to have a single as well!
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Hope I win. Love bumbleride strollers
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Thank you for being so awesome!
My son says funny things all the time so hard to just pick one!! Thanks for giveaway!
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i once had a kid tell me about his parents playing games at night when he was in bed.
Pick me
Oh, what fun! I’d love a Flite. Thanks for the giveaway!
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Pick me please north of the border
Love The Flite!!
my niece loves DORA…so one day i was baby sitting her, and we were done eating dinner so i gave her a cookie for dessert, and i guess i forgot to put the bag of cookies up. so i turned my back & my niece had disappear & so had the cookies…so im looking for her, and shes under the table, munching on and i see her and tell her, give me those cookies and she yells, with her hand reaching out saying, “swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping!!!” i just thought it was the funniest things ever. lol & shes only 2
Love The Flite and Bumbleride!