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I know that there are many parents out there who think reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian’s mommy blog (it’s actually a vlog) is one big joke.

But, can I tell you a secret?

I’m not one of those parents.

When I learned that my good “friend” Kourt (yeah, we’re doing nicknames at this point in our relationship) had a blog, I was ecstatic. I was ecstatic, not because I thought I could learn anything worthwhile from her blog. Nope. Not at all.

I was ecstatic because the Kourt I’ve come to “know” over these past two years as a mom seems a lot like me as a mom. Kind of.

What?

You don’t believe me? Really?

Okay, okay. I figured you wouldn’t, most don’t, so I created this trusty diagram to show just show similar Kourt and I really are.

Kourtney K.

Me

Has a two year old who wears Ralph Lauren YES

 NO

Did cosleeping with first kid and used it, on occasion, as a reason not to sleep with significant other

YES

YES

Blogs in pajamas

YES

YES

Millionaire who appeared on the cover of Maxim in a bikini within a year of having a baby

YES

 IN HER DREAMS

Uses wooden toys because they are “better than plastic” and because “things are good in moderation”

YES

 NO

Dates a guy who wears suits and makeup all the time

YES

 NO

Is a working mom who has the luxury of “scheduling all design meetings” at her house because, in her words, “going to work is really hard”

YES

 NO

 Has a nanny who steps in when mommy works, goes to the gym, does naked yoga in her living room, or gets oil enemas

YES

 NO

Breastfed beyond a year

YES

YES

Wears designer clothes and looks stylish when she leaves the house

YES

 NO

Has a blog that is hosted on E!

YES

 NO

Lived in duplex suite in a New York City hotel

YES

MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFETIME

Okay, okay, now that I write that out I see that we may not have as much in common as I once assumed we did. But, I like Kourtney Kardashian as a mom. I like that she “seems” like a good mom who makes mistakes and is really into her kids. I like that she feeds her toddler kale chips and that he doesn’t eat them.

Sure she’s a millionaire and that changes some things between us, but otherwise, otherwise, we are practically mommy twins (at least in my head).

What do you think about Kourtney Kardashian’s mommy blog/vlog? Do you think she has something worthwhile to say as a parent? Have you dared to watch?

Comments

  1. maggie says:

    I did not even know such a thing existed! I must go watch it now! And I totally understand your theory about mommy twins. I have some in real life and I totally feel like I’m on the same page with them!

  2. I actually love it too and believe we’re mommy twins despite the fact that we are. So. Not. Makes no difference to me, she’s still my bestie ;)

  3. Donna says:

    This is hilarious! Do I dare watch her vlog? Heck no! But, I do like her for some of the things that she does as a mom.

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